What I do at FAT
You wanna know what I do? Work my ass off for you, that's what I do. I'd post more about what I do for you, except that I'd rather spend my time working for you, not writing a fancy-schmancy biography for this blog. Don't worry, I'll get around to it eventually. In the meantime, if you'd really like to know what I do drop me an e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org.